Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club?

This whole No Hands rule I’ve set for myself SUCKS. 

Too bad it’s only been three days :[

1. I miss being the “gonna punchabitch if she doesn’t stop smiling” kind of happy.

When the sun came up,
We were sleeping in,
Sunk inside our blankets,
Sprawled across the bed,
And we were dreaming,

There are moments when,
When I know it and
The world revolves around us,
And we’re keeping it,
Keep it all going,
This delicate balance,
Vulnerable all knowing,

Sing like you think no one’s listening,
You would kill for this,
Just a little bit,
Just a little bit,
You would, kill for this

1. :3

2. :/

Why do tomatoes taste so good?
My mouth is going nuts and feels like it’s on fire.
Fuck you allergies :’[ 

1. Having an adorable face.

2. Biting

3. Masculinity

(LAME)

1. Nasty Teeth/Breath

2. Being a self obsessed douche bag

3. Big noses

4. Excessive body hair

1. Jack Frederick Bouchard III

2. Cindy Anne Clouse-Webb

3. Christopher Cameron Downie-Huyck

4. Allison Jean Scamporino

5. Andrew James Bagley

(missed yesterday so posting today as well)